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Newsletter No. 24
Fructidor CCXIII

• Football with Belle & Sebastian
• Stage times for Bank Holiday Festivals
• Recorded sound at the famous Rockfield Studios

The Bank Holiday weekend will find British Sea Power playing in concert at the Leeds and Reading Carling Festivals and at the TDK Cross Central Festival in London. Such musical gatherings traditionally offer the inquiring mind the chance to solve the most puzzling thoughts. Like what kind of feathers does the nice young man from The Rasmus wear in his hair? What exactly does Brian Molko make his hair out of these days? And whether Merrill Nisker, also known as Peaches, will do it right there live on stage? However, whatever the wow and wonder that this weekend brings, it is unlikely to equal the time when BSP found themselves playing at a festival where there are actual real bears.

The Fuji Rock Festival takes place in Japan amid heavily forested mountains to the north of Tokyo. British Sea Power are, of course, known and respected for their ten-foot stage bear Ursine Ultra. However, imagine the bandÕs surprise when they turned up at the only festival in the world where you are likely to encounter a real bear. As the band attempted a shortcut through the woods, they were halted by the yelling of a worried-looking security guard. The BSP translator translated: "Please don't go that way. There is a bear." Sure enough, there it was, an Asiatic Black Bear, instantly recognisable by the distinctive white patch on the chest.

Fuji Rock is surely among the more remarkable festivals in the world. Apart from the bears, there are monkeys in the trees and a cable car that will ferry festival-goers on a three-mile journey across the mountains. British Sea Power opened the festival with a fine performance on the main stage. There were then a couple of acoustic TV sessions for which the band played Salty Water, the Julian Cope song Out Of My Mind On Dope And Speed and the Geoff Goddard composition and Eddie Cochrane tribute Just Like Eddie. With the weather alternating between sunshine and occasional intimations of the typhoon heading across Japan to Korea, it was as well to get the work out of the way. Then there would be opportunity to take in such varied delights as the Pixies, PJ Harvey, Bucketheads Giant Robot and a spot of football with Belle & Sebastian.

British Sea Power were happy to join forces with the great Icelandic band Mum for their football showdown with B&S. The BSP/Mum axis raced to a 4-0 lead, with Mum singer Kristin Anna Valtysdottir scoring a hat-trick. Then, however, a combination of superior stamina and impressive ball skills from B&S singer Stuart Murdoch took their toll. Soon Team Mum/BSP were hopelessly behind.

The next day, BSP were able to view Mum in even more pleasing circumstances as they took their place on Fuji RockÕs White Stage and played one of the sets of the festival. With instrumentation ranging from Apple Mac and guitar to accordion and a device seemingly cannibalised from violin and solid silver hunting horn, here was a glorious electro-pastoral fusion of Kraftwerk and The Clangers. Other highlights included Japanese rock superstar Kiyoshiro Imawano. He came on resolutely strong, like a heart-juddering three-way combination of Serge Gainsbourg, Lionel Blair and Johnny Halliday. Our Japanese record company told us that the name Kiyoshiro Imawano means ÒThe time before you die soon - but in a good way.Ó In Japan he is known simply as The King.

The flight home found BSP zooming high above Ulan Bator, vectoring past Norrkoping and Odense and entering UK airspace over Norfolk. Almost directly after touchdown the band were off to pastures new - to Rockfield Studios just outside Monmouth in South Wales.

BSP were in Monmouth recording three tracks with Graham Sutton and Phill Brown, hopefully for the second album. Graham releases music as Bark Psychosis and produced the debut album from The Delays. Phill has worked with anyone from Talk Talk and Robert Plant to Portishead and Devo.

Rockfield is a remarkably harmonious place to work. Owner Kingsley Ward recorded with Joe Meek as part of both The Charles Kingsley Creation and The Thunderbolts. These days he oversees Rockfield with easy charm, wearing a daring combination of Wellington boots and athletics shorts. Jessie the Jersey cow was there too, as was a juvenile green woodpecker, probing for ants on the lawns most nights. Amid such bucolic pleasantry, BSP recorded takes on Leaving Here, How Animals Work and a song with the working title North Hanging Rock.

The Leeds and Reading festivals are unlikely to see anything as bewitching as Jessie or Kingsley and his rubber boots, but they do feature potential magnificence from The Libertines, Roots Manuva, good old Morrissey, The Streets, The Duke Spirit, 80s Matchbox, Franz Ferdinand and DJ Turntable Psycho. They also feature BSP. Stage times for British Sea Power over the Bank Holiday are as follows. Friday 27 August Leeds Carling Festival BSP due on stage at 1825h on Radio 1 stage (second stage) Saturday 28 August TDK Cross Central Festival, KingÕs Cross, London BSP due on stage at midnight on Xfm stage Sunday 29 August Reading Carling Festival BSP due on stage at 1850h on Radio 1 stage (second stage).

Please note that, BSP have been moved from the Lock Tavern to the Xfm stage at TDK Cross Central. BSP now appear alongside Chicks On Speed, Dogs Die In Hot Cars and Richard X. The latter, composer of the magnificent Some Girls for Rachel Stevens, will be providing a DJ set.

Also note, that the BSP website Concerts sections has previously billed BSP as appearing at 1900h in Leeds and Reading. This was an early provisional time and has now been superseded by the above times.

We will conclude by wishing you all well and remembering the recently deceased Lake District writer and climber Harry Griffin. We realise that we go on about ancient Cumbrians more than some bands, but please bear with us. Harry was initially inspired by the climbing group The Yewdale Vagabonds and went on to set up his own informal climbing gang The Coniston Tigers. In his later years he could be heard yearning for a pre-decimal era when ÒThe fells were empty and we had proper wintersÓ. As BSP line up at Reading, ready to attempt a difficult, rain-lashed ascent through Fear Of Drowning, let us hope that the the spirit of The Coniston Tigers is there to guide them.

With thanks.

Yours,
Old Sarge


Newsletter No. 23
Ventose CCXIII

• Vote for BSP
• US dates for all to see
• Tell Eamon exactly what hat to wear
• Naked horseman, Geordie joy boy and Dollywagon Pike

As this newsletter is written, snow is falling. Snow eight inches deep on the shores of Loch Ness. Snow on the streets of London. The forthcoming British Sea Power album, Open Season, will also feature a fair bit of snow.

For one thing, there will be a big white bear on the front cover. There will also be songs called Victorian Ice and Oh Larsen B, the latter a love song for the great Antarctic ice shelf that broke up in 2002. Of course, we hope you find snowy enchantment in Open Season in good time. But, for now, a little information and a few thank yous.

Thanks very much indeed to everyone who came to the recent shows at High Rocks in Kent and Grasmere in the English Lake District. Both shows were, by any reasonable rock index, remarkable. At High Rocks, the usual entertainment is Sir Bobby Robson in conversation or Georgie Fame playing all his hits over a three-course dinner at £25 per person. British Sea Power and a bag of cheese-and-onion cost a little over ten pounds. From the beamed hall to the berserk finale, it was an evening that lodged irreducibly in the memory box.

The show at Grasmere village hall was a more serene affair, given a bewitching mood by both the hall itself and the peaks of Rydal Fell, Dollywagon Pike and Willie Wife Moor towering all around. Thanks again to Mick Wright for suggesting this venue.

Both shows produced fitting reaction in the popular press. The High Rocks show was reviewed in The Independent On Sunday by the consistently astute Simon Price. As well as giving a detailed account of the night, Mr Price was unambiguous on the quality of forthcoming BSP album: "On first, second, third, fourth and fifth listen, it will definitely be one of this writer's albums of 2005." The full review can be seen at: www.enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/reviews/story.jsp?story=613048

The Grasmere show is the backdrop for a two-page feature in the current NME. Resourceful Geordie bon-vivant James Jam was also unguarded in his assessment of the new BSP album:

"New album Open Season, the follow up to the preposterously ace The Decline Of British Sea Power, epitomises everything that is great about pop music right now. Literate, impassioned and full of tunes, it feels like the product of a band who know their time is finally now."

Good for the news boys and good for good for us all. There is further BSP-related cheer at NME.com at the moment. The following URL will direct you toward the opportunity to choose a new official stage hat for Eamon. The successful hat-selector will win tickets for the April BSP tour of Scotland and England: www.nme.com/features/111502.htm

Before the tour, on March 21, BSP will release the first single from Open Season - It Ended On An Oily Stage. The single has recently been beaming out on Radio 2, XFM, 6 Music and Radio 1. The single will be available on CD, enhanced CD and seven-inch vinyl. There will be a total of four all-new B-sides, including one particularly lovely cover version.

It has been decided not to try to follow the last two singles and individually name each seven-inch. As you will recall, the Carrion seven-inch was inscribed with the names of 2,003 coastal features, the Remember Me single with the names of 2,003 friends and famous folk worthy of remembrance. No reasonable counterpart came to mind, so it was decided to leave well alone. However, as one prize-worthy recent post on the BSP website Forum reminded us, that is not to say that the Oily Stage sevens will be without uniqueness. As Forum regular Replacing Hercules accurately observed:

I've heard that each record will be issued with an individual unique receipt printed with the name, address and telephone number or the shop, the name and cost of the record, cash given and change received along with the date and time of purchase and the cashier's name.

For anyone who wants Oily Stage without till receipt, it is currently available for download from iTunes for 79p. The Oily Stage video is currently being aired on MTV2 and features a naked man on a horse and a compendium of live BSP footage from across the ages. You can make the every-moment dream come true for the young men of BSP by voting for the Oily Stage video. Please proceed to the following link and click on the big black box marked Your Chart, Your Vote: www.mtv2europe.com/mtv2europe.com/nmeChart.jhtml

As someone once observed, Vote for the man who promises least; he will be the least disappointing. All we are promising you is the chance to view five chumps dancing around beside a man dressed as a bear. And, maybe, just maybe, stopping the kids sitting round the telly and looking at the chump from Green Day more that is strictly necessary. You will agree, the latter is an important humanitarian mission.

Finally, we would like to formally send out the dates for the BSP tour of North America:

April 2005: Weds 27 April Seattle WA Neumos Thurs 28 April Portland OR Douglas Fir Lounge Sat 30 April San Francisco CA The Independent

May 2005: Sun 1 May Indio CA Coachella Arts & Music Festival Tues 3 May San Diego CA Casbah Fri 6 May Denton TX Haileys Sat 7 May Austin TX Emo's Sun 8 May Houston TX Fat Cat's Tues 10 May Atlanta GA The Earl Weds 11 May Carrboro NC Cats Cradle Thurs 12 May Washington DC Black Cat Fri 13 May Philadelphia PA First Unitarian Church Sat 14 May New York NY Bowery Ballroom Mon 16 May Cambridge MA Middle East Tues 17 May Toronto ONT Lee's Palace Weds 18 May Cleveland OH Grog Shop Thurs 19 May Chicago IL Logan Square Auditorium

You are unlikely to see snow at these concerts, but we can all but guarantee a nice bit of rock music at its most gorgeously glacial.

With thanks.

Yours,
Old Sarge


Newsletter No. 22
Germinal CCXII


• Remembering the great Bob Copper
• BSP announce historic alliance with Budvar
• Birch-bundle abrasion available for both sexes
• Handful of tickets remaining for Shepherd's Bush Empire

ROBERT JAMES COPPER 1915-2004 Folk-singer, folklorist, writer.

This BSP newsletter is dedicated to Bob Copper, who died on 29 March at the age of 89. Regular visitors to British Sea Power and environs will perhaps know something of Bob Copper and his key-stone role with East Sussex traditional singers The Copper Family. The finest brains may also be aware that British Sea Power have been blessed enough to play alongside The Coppers from time to time. BSP have been based down by the dulcet Downs and shingle shores of East Sussex for a couple of years or so. The Coppers have been here for two centuries.

British Sea Power first came across The Copper Family by happy accident, drawn in by the four craggy yet benign faces on the cover of their Come Write Me Down album, on compact disc. The sleeve notes revealed that these recordings were part of a profound history. These singers originated in Rottingdean, just down the coast from Brighton. Yet they had sung with Woody Guthrie and at The Carnegie Hall. The noted folklorist Alan Lomax had seen fit to have their recordings added to the US Library Of Congress. Here was a hugely distinctive sound: plaintive, happy-sad, unaccompanied songs about love, luscious libations and labouring in the fields.

It seemed reasonable to argue that here was an English blues music and one blissfully free of the inevitable self-consciousness with which young white men from Mick Jagger to Jack White have adeptly paid homage to the blues. And if the blues often sets store by the traditional ways of dues-paying, who had paid them like the Coppers? Folk-song collector Kate Lee documented James Brasser Copper, grandfather of Bob, singing his songs in 1898. In turn, Brasser could recall his own granddad singing the same songs in the late 18th Century. Alongside, this fascinating family history, Bob Copperâs own biography was the stuff of the rarest joy. He first worked as farm labourer, then as lather boy for the local barber. Time as a lather boy would have been enough for most, but Bob went on to join the Life Guards and then the West Sussex Constabulary. What an individual! With his easy and seeming omnipresent charm, here was a man who could give a desirable face to three of the most routinely disparaged institutions in the land: the forces, the fuzz and folk music.

Despite all the wondrous heritage of The Copper Family, an e-mail from a then unknown indie-rock group was all it took to summon The Coppers to a Club Sea Power evening, to be staged amid the modest confines of Brighton pub The Freebutt. Money was not mentioned. All they asked was a barrel of best bitter brewed by Harveys Of Lewes. When the then 87-year-old Bob and the rest of the Coppers gathered on the barely existent stage and began to sing songs like Babes In The Wood and Warlike Seamen to a crowd who had clearly never heard them before, the effect was instantaneous and remarkable. The whole room was rapt. A thrilling sense on bonhomie hung in the air. "Thank you," said Bob with smiling eyes and a raised glass. "Thank you for listening to some music from before when music was invented." The second time The Copper Family played alongside British Sea Power was in late April 2003, when BSP staged an evening at the The Ram Inn in Firle to mark the imminent release of their debut album. As the dimming evening light shone through the hawthorns outside, the night went well. Sandwiches were served and Harveys was on tap. The Copper Family sang and again it was treasurable, again it made things better. The album The Decline Of British Sea Power was to receive kindly appraisal from the critics of London and beyond. Even so (and sorry reporter and radio man and woman), it meant more than any number of marks out of ten just to have The Copper Family happy to play on the same stage as BSP. Bob Copper is gone, but not gone. What a life, a life that is still with us.

Even in his 88th year, Bob Copper joined the rest of his clan for shows in the United States. Good for him and good for British Sea Power who recently completed their own and their longest tour of North America to date. The band approached this great land mass at heights of up to 37,000 feet and with a ground speed of sometimes over 500 mph. Even after they had landed, wonder did not cease.

Highlights of the tour included the chance to yodel in the Zion National Park in Utah and to watch Pimp My Ride, the television programme on which hip-hop motoring enthusiasts customise and refurbish their cars to startling effect. There were sold-out shows all along the way, notably at New Yorkâs Bowery Ballroom. All the while, BSP were supported in great style by the East Anglian quartet Kaito, whose new album Band Red is out now on Blast First Records. Kaito guitarist Dave once worked on a pig farm. When asked to compare this profession with that of ensemble musician, he explained that there was not too much difference. "It's quite similar," said Dave. "In both cases, everyone has their own little job to do." Damn right, sir.

In Atlanta, the local fish-and-chip shop offered a choice of whiting, trout, catfish or croaker. Then it was time to head right across Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana to play the final show of the tour at the SXSW music convention in Austin Texas. BSP were glad to see that, as with last year, the trees of Austin were full with grackles, a sinister bird distinguished in the south-eastern states by iridescent bars on its wings..

Ominous and brooding, the grackles loitered over events while the world of popular music hurried back and forth, carrying both synthesiser and boxes of promotional CDs. Perhaps this looming presence accounts for the desperate, driven mood with which BSP have so far played at SXSW. Last year saw the once-only diversion of guitarist Noble lobbing heavy bar stools from a great height at the crowd. Potentially disabling your audience is never the best of career strategies. This year, BSP settled for playing rock music of uncommon and exhilarating power. The evening concluded with the bar-staff dancing on the bar and the bar manager furiously trying to stop the band running over time. As he pushed his way onto the stage, he attempted a stern and disciplinarian bearing. Then, as he was engulfed by the joyous abandon, his grimace dissolved helplessly into broad grin. That was BSP at SXSW, irresistible.

British Sea Power's next concert performance will be at The Roxy in Prague, alongside The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa, on Thursday 8 April. Not only will BSP be playing in the most glorious of cities, but they will be there in the Easter period, a time at which the Czechs are given to vigourous activity. We are told that Easter is when male Czech villagers can be observed beating female behinds with birch twigs in exchange for sweets and shots of brandy. The activity is supposed to aid fertility. Always an equal-opportunity band, BSP would like to embrace this custom, but also to suggest that birch-beating may be equally applied to both man and woman. Perhaps we can supply twig portions on stage for this purpose

The British Sea Power concert in Prague also sees the band enter into association with the renowned Czech brewer, Budweiser Budvar of Ceske Budejovice. Of course, this happy alliance should not be confused with the typical and tawdry round of booze-rock sponsorship. The fact Budvar are giving the band a modest amount of cash money does not alter this in the slightest. Oh no. BSP are, of course, immune to the notion of money as an end in itself. Just as music and myth are machines for the suspension of time, money for BSP is a mechanism that allows us to do what we must. Frankly, the more of the money supply that BSP can control at any moment, the better for the world.

For many months now, Budvar has been the specified beer on the BSP rider. The band see the way Budweiser Budvar have successfully resisted attempts by the piss-poor American Budweiser brand to suppress them as a simple and stirring victory for right over wrong, aesthetic delight over corporate might. Thus, BSP are happy to announce Budvar as Plenipotent Drinks Provisioners By Appointment To British Sea Power. Let us all raise a glass and never mistakenly attribute this BSP-Budvar association the questionable qualities of, say, the photograph Miss Lovely Legs Competition At The Pick n Pay Hypermarket, Boksburg (as so beautifully realised on gelatin silver print by David Goldblatt in 1980).

Finally, let us look ahead to the BSP April tour of England and Scotland. Unforgettable actions and features are being planned. Who knows, despite his now patchy pelt and many missing teeth, the BSP bear Ursine Ultra may stride forth once more. By way of public-service announcement, we must advise you that the concert at Shepherds Bush Empire, London, is now a hairbreadth from selling out. We hope to see many of you at this show. Let us hope that the spirit of Bob Copper is there to inspire us all. We can be lather boys, just for one day.

With thanks.

Yours,
Old Sarge

 

Newsletter No. 21
Ventose CCXII

• Czech single details
• The Isle Of Wight Festival
• Hummingbirds and Trumpeter Swans

Once again, this universe of ours takes with the one hand and gives with the other. Recent weeks have seen the death of John Charles, the glorious Gentle Giant of Welsh and Italian football. Famously, Charles was a resolutely placid soul who refused to use his immense strength to make his point. As he once remarked, ÒIf I have to knock them down to play well, then I donÕt want to play at all.Ó

Another sad departure has been that of Alice ÔJammyÕ Cross. A remarkable female mountaineer of the inter-war years, Alice came from Kendal, hometown of three-fifths of British Sea Power. Her nickname derived from the French jamais or never, such was her immense and unflappable resolve. She would think nothing of walking 15 miles up into the Lakeland Fells, tackling a vertiginous rock face and then cycling 20 miles home so she could be at work in the morning as a clerk at KendalÕs ÔKÕ shoes factory. Alongside the dimming of such inspirational lights, there is the occasional shaft of joy. For instance, a recent BBC tally of BritainÕs best-selling singles artists revealed that another great Welshman, ShakinÕ Stevens, has actually sold more singles than such relentless bores as Oasis, Robbie Williams and U2. Our international readership may be only dimly aware of the peculiar qualities of Shaky, the heart-warmingly pro-am Welsh Elvis who assailed the charts through the 1980s with the likes of Hot Dog, A RockinÕ Good Way and The Best Christmas Ever. However, rest assured that ShakyÕs triumph over these beat-group bullies is every bit as stirring as the way in which Finland held out against the might of Muscovy in the Russo-Finnish War of 1939-40. But even in ShakyÕs against-the-odds victory there is melancholy. ShakinÕ StevensÕs guileless rockÕnÕroll puritanism canÕt help but take us to the equally artless glam rock of Mud, whose singer Les Gray has just died.

Mud laid waste to 1970s UK chartland with the likes of Tiger Feet. This was a different era, when pop stars hadnÕt been to school let alone stage school. They were siphoned directly onto the three-shows-a-night club circuit from a previous career as child-labourers in sunless blacking factories. The almost inevitable rickets helped these showbiz beginners acquire potent novelty dance steps. It was a milieu of bracing simplicity in all respects. As Les said in 1994 in explanation of his bandÕs name:

ÒI donÕt know why we called ourselves Mud, but I know we wanted a short name like The Who as it would look good on posters. If youÕre on at festivals with a lot of acts, you want big lettering. You donÕt stand a chance if youÕre called The Incredible String Band.Ó

Presumably no one explained this to Smokey Robinson And The Miracles or Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, or indeed British Sea Power. What chance our boys? Not only do they suffer from far too many syllables, but now they are working with a band called The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa. What hope for this pairing at the summer festival season?

We can now confirm the track listing for the limited-edition single that British Sea Power have recorded in collaboration with the Czech RepublicÕs The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa. The three tracks are A Lovely Day Tomorrow, Zitra Bude Krasny Den and Fakir. A Lovely Day Tomorrow and Zitra Bude Krasny Den are, respectively, English and Czech-language versions of A Lovely Day, both with lead vocals from The EOSTÕs resplendent Katerina Winterova and viola from the south-coast strings princess Abigail Fry. Fakir is a 1930s Czech composition played and sung by British Sea Power, with assistance from the esteemed Brighton groups The Tenderfoot and Actress Hands

The single will be released in a numbered edition of 1,942 on 17 April in Britain. It will be available only via the bandÕs website and on the April tour of Scotland and England. This tour commences on 17 April at Edinburgh Venue. The single will be available in shops only in the Czech Republic where it will be released by Rough Trade Bohemia in conjunction with EMI Czech Republic, which is The Ecstasy Of Saint TheresaÕs label in their homeland.

Of course, the fact that the single is being released in an edition of 1,942 does take us toward the songÕs subject matter. The song subtly alludes to a distinct moment in Czech history, one that was by turns inspiring and tragic. As the lyrics suggest, the song looks back to a moment when men flew through the sky from England and on over Bohemia and Moravia, intent on halting the devil in his Mercedes-Benz.

British Sea Power play a concert with The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa in Prague on 8 April. This show will be at The Roxy and tickets should be available via the following links: www.ticketstream.cz or www.ticketpro.czpurpose

The land of Budvar and Pilsner Urquell! The land of Bohumil Hrabal and Jaroslav Hasek! British Sea Power are looking forward to this Prague show to the utmost. As BSP guitarist Noble explained recently when the Czech magazine ULTRAM:X asked about the bandÕs interest in the country:

ÒWhen I think of the Czech Republic, I think of the giant basalt rock structures and the tasty berries that we came across when me and Hamilton went on holiday and camped out in the woods of the Czech Paradise. I also think of writers like Bohumil Hrabal and Jaroslav Hasek and the tramp we met on the Charles Bridge who could use his farts to play Beatles songs. WeÕd like to think that HasekÕs book The Good Soldier Svejk has something in common with British Sea Power. Like us he ended up wearing a uniform against his better nature. We used to wear uniforms when we started, but weÕre not militarists. Us wearing uniforms is like Freddie Mercury joining the army.Ó

The Prague show should be part of a most memorable night amidst this cityÕs gothic perpendiculars and glittering Art Nouveau curlicues. Certainly, news from North America indicates that the band are playing with abandon at the moment. The tour started on 23rd February at Vancouver Richards. In Los Angeles, a young lady presented the band with matching sets of specially knitted hats and scarves. Ringo StarrÕs family were at the show and they told BSP that Ringo would have loved to have been there and is an admirer of the album. It also seems the glorious Sex Pistols guitar brute Steve Jones has been playing British Sea Power on his radio show. Good for Mr Jones! The bandÕs bus route took them through the impressive canyons of UtahÕs Zion National Park. Yodelling was enjoyed. There has also been time for a little wildlife observation. The band were pleased to see the AnnaÕs Hummingbird, which we believe is the only hummingbird to winter on North AmericaÕs West Coast. Furthering such happy incidents, one British Sea Power ticket holder was also able to confirm sighting of Trumpeter Swans and a Gyr Falcon while travelling for shows. At all dates, the fine East Anglian ensemble Kaito have been supporting and joy has been unbound.

Hopefully, BSP will be able to maintain their currently ecstatic trajectory when they commence their British dates on 17 April. British Sea Power have also confirmed an appearance at the Isle Of Wight Festival. We couldnÕt resist the ferry ride and the chance to see the healthy Red Squirrel population.

BSP will be playing at the Isle Of Wight Festival at Seaclose Park, Newport, on Saturday 12 June on the same bill as The Who, Manic Street Preachers and The Electric Soft Parade. ItÕs all connected, you see. The Manics, The Soft Parade and BSP could all learn a lot about festival billing from Mud and The Who. Les Gray clearly knew a thing or two about names. Who else could have come up with such a splendid alter-ego for his 1981 Presley tribute, Rock On Elvis? For this disc he was known as Tulsa McLean. Les, John Charles and Jammy Cross, may you all rest in peace.Ó

With thanks.

Yours,
Old Sarge

 

Newsletter No. 20
Nivose CCXII


• Wolves nearing Geneva
• The 17th best album in all the world
• Concert dates in Holland and North America
• BSP website currently unavailable, but not for long

Hnnnngh... Uhhhhrrr... Yawwwhhn! Behold, down there, under the leaves. Yes! A stirring at BSP HQ. Slowly, carefully, the denizens peculiar to this region are coming back awake. Could this really be 2004? Or even deep into the season of Nivose in the year CCXII on the French Revolutionary Calendar? But, we mean, give us a break. It is still pretty black round here at seven in the morning, while the only signs of life are the poor and bedraggled sparrows picking at peanuts, blasted and resigned to the threat of aflatoxins lurking within these mangy nuts.

At this time of year, it is easy to lurk and malinger and generally adopt a posture well known in the world of theatre. Namely, the self-important rantipole Viennese shopkeeper fretting about the absence of his new uniform. Yacuntya! as the narrator is sometimes given to observe in the novels of The Great Alan Warner. But, bear with us. We are now ready to bring you news, on-the-spot report and a certain amount of startling statistic.

Over the midwinter period the general administration at BSP HQ was fairly inundated with information and incident. Did you know that the largest stadium in the world is the Strahov stadium in Prague, with room for 240,000 souls? Or that, through no real virtue or vice of her own, the face of Queen Elizabeth II appears on the coins of 35 countries? Or that The Hymn To Freedom, the Greek national anthem, has 158 verses? Or that wolves have been sighted less than 80 kilometres from Geneva?

All of which, we can tell you, is stirring the members of British Sea Power into an implacable determination to write a song with 159 verses. (Or to record a second album). To travel to within 79 kilometres of Geneva. (Or play some concerts in Holland). To see a new face depicted on the coins of 36 countries. (Not their own, of course, but maybe the likeness of the increasingly respected actress Denise Van Outen, possibly disgraced ice queen Tonya Harding, or, best of all, the resplendent singing star Jamelia).

That's right. Songs are being written and there are concert dates to announce. Let us hope that the forthcoming shows will be as memorable as the event British Sea Power staged on the New Year Eve at The Garage in London. The full programme consisted of performances from The Brakes and The Pipettes, two sets from British Sea Power and a raffle. But these bare bones only hint at the weight of green leaves and rush of bonhomie that filled this smoke-blackened rock outpost. Why, The Poetic Moment was reliably recorded by three independent and experienced observers!

As midnight struck, joyous pandemonium blended into a haunting air from lone piper Jimmy Finnegan. This was followed by the stirring sight of young limbs heading en masse for the bar, clearly mindful of that favourite Icelandic proverb: If you're going to drink and drive, make sure you have a car! As the heroic Simon Price, the only music critic to be seen stalking the venues of Britain in PVC trousers and with startling, self-fashioned Celto-Vorticist antlers stuck to his head, observed in his review in The Independent On Sunday:

"One felt oddly privileged to have spent the changing of the calendar with this group... British Sea Power are the only band of their kind to recognise the bigger picture, to dare to look beyond the instant thrills of youth, and sing about mortality and decay with a fearless, pitiless clarity beyond their years."

Sounds like on hell of a good-time party night, don't it? But, this is a bold judgement and an encouraging one. We can go on, we will go on.

British Sea Power can now formally announce tours of North American and Holland to precede their April tour of Britain. Their full current touring schedule for 2004 now reads as follows:

BRITAIN February 2004 16 High Wycombe Buckinghamshire Chilterns Student Union. Tickets: 01494 446330.

NORTH AMERICA February 2004 23 Vancouver, BC @ Richards on Richards 24 Seattle, WA @ Crocodile Cafe 25 Portland, OR @ Berbatis Pan 27 San Francisco, CA @ Bottom of the Hill (at Noisepop Festival) 28 Los Angeles, CA @ Spaceland 29 Los Angeles, CA @ Echo March 2004 2 Denver, CO @ Larimer Lounge 3 Lawrence, KS @ Bottleneck 4 Columbia, MO @ Mojos 5 Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle 6 Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop 8 Toronto, ONT @ Horseshoe Tavern 9 Montreal, QUE @ La Salla Rosa 10 Cambridge, MA @ TTs The Bear 11 Providence, RI @ The Call 12 Philadelphia, PA @ Northstar 13 New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom 15 Washington, DC @ Black Cat 16 Carrboro, NC @ Go Studios 17 Atlanta, GA @ Echo Lounge 19 Austin. TX @ SXSW festival

HOLLAND April 2004 1 Rotterdam Rotown 2 Groningen Vera 3 Amsterdam Paradiso (headlining at Tombola showcase night) 5 Utrecht Ekko

BRITAIN April 2004 17 Edinburgh The Venue, Calton Road. Tickets: 0131 226 7010. 19 Newcastle University, Kings Walk. Tickets: 0191 233 0444. 20 Liverpool University, Mount Pleasant. Tickets: 0151 256 5555. 21 Sheffield Club Zero, Matilda Street. Tickets: 0114 276 7093. 22 Manchester Academy, Oxford Road. Tickets: 0870 154 4040. 23 Birmingham Barfly, Floodgate Street. Tickets: 0870 907 0999 25 Leicester University, University Road. Tickets: 0115 912 9000 26 Norwich The Waterfront, King St. Tickets: 01603 50 80 50. 27 Bristol The Fleece, St Thomas Street. Tickets: 0117 929 9008 29 London Shepherd's Bush Empire, Shepherds Bush Green. Tickets: 08701 500 044.

We can only advise you that tickets are are going like real desirable heated-through pasties. We would hate anyone to be left outside, drunk to stupor and sleeping in a ditch having spent their last coin calling Our Lady Of Perpetual Succour convent schoolhouse to rasp portentous quotations down the line to disinterested sixth-formers, rather like The Man Who Walks, the fictional character as portrayed by The Great Alan Warner.

There may be other live engagements ahead, including the long-awaited debut performance in Prague and an island hop in the month of April. But we will conclude with news just in from the occasionally perplexing realm of the writer and reporter. Mr Steve Lee of leading destitution-defeating, street-vendor mag The Big Issue In The North has declared the album The Decline Of British Sea Power the best LP released in the year 2003.

Surprisingly enough, Mr Lee is one of a select band of critics who have pinned BSP with the supreme golden gong. But the precise methods of the statistician tell us that BSP have at least made a fair dint in the collective mind of the British critic. This was underlined when HMV Records published their Poll Of Polls for 2003. This chart took every end-of-year Best Albums list published in Britain (from newspapers such The Guardian and The Daily Telegraph through to specialist music publications like MOJO, Q and the NME). The idea was to produce a mathematical average of all these lists. By this measure, The Decline Of British Sea Power was judged to be the 17th best album released in the whole wide world last year. Yes, we know, there has to be something broke in a totalisation machine that sets BSP below the damn Audio Bullys, but there you go. Not a disastrous start.

HMV Records Poll Of Polls 2003: 1. Outkast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below 2. Dizzee Rascal - Boy In Da Corner 3. Mars Volta - De-Loused In The Comatorium 4. White Stripes - Elephant 5. The Darkness - Permission To Land 6. Radiohead - Hail To the Thief 7. The Rapture - Echoes 8. Blur - Think Tank 9. Four Tet - Rounds 10. The Strokes - Room On Fire 11. Super Furry Animals - Phantom Power 12. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever To Tell 13. Muse - Absolution 14. My Morning Jacket - It Still Moves 15. Audio Bullys - Ego War 16. Jane's Addiction - Strays 17. British Sea Power - Decline of the British Sea Power 18. The Thrills - So Much For the City 19. Kings of Leon - Youth and Young Manhood 20. The Distillers - Coral Fang

Finally, apologies that the BSP website has been unavailable for a while now. A little local difficulty with the fine-tunings of the credit card. Fingers crossed, this conjunction of words and pictures will soon be back with us. We will be sure to send out a note to the BSP mailing list when this happy day arrives.

We hope to see you at Cleveland Grog Shop and the Groningen Vera.

With thanks.

Yours,
Old Sarge

 

Newsletter No. 19
Frimaire CCXII

• Craps with The Strokes
• Alcohol-by-volume with John McEnroe
• Concert dates in 2004 with British Sea Power

As the year rolls to an end, it seems to have been a particularly bad year for colourfully named political figures. The Reverend Canaan Banana, first president of the independent Zimbabwe, bit the dust. Then it was curtains for General Panic, former military henchman to manky old Milosevic. While the world has said goodbye to the above, British Sea Power continue to say hello to the finest names in popular music today. Following delightful previous tours with Pulp, The Flaming Lips, Interpol and The Copper Family of Rottingdean, December saw British Sea Power support The Strokes in Britain and Spain.

The concerts with The Strokes began at Glasgow Braehead Arena. This arena forms part of a shopping complex where the usual entertainment runs to buying something from KFC or stepping outside to have a go on a fairground joyride adorned with paintings that possibly depict J-Lo and Madonna. Or is it Carmen Miranda and Queen Elizabeth I? Anyway, inside, the alterno-rock alternative was suddenly thrown into doubt. While the technicians made ready the venue for The Strokes, the main lighting truss was accidentally buckled and bent, meaning the whole show might be cancelled. In the meantime, while all tensely waited, the men of The Strokes revealed themselves as most charming and affable characters. Julian Casablancas popped by the BSP dressing room in understated style. Albert Hammond Jr m joshed and wisecracked with a master-showman style, one that would have served him equally well hanging out with Chaplin, Cary Grant or Captain Birdseye.

The show was eventually cleared to go ahead and BSP took to the stage before fulsome array of foliage. They played most capably and drew a very good reaction from a crowd who were clearly new to the band. When the 10-foot BSP bear Ursine Ultra took to the stage during the closing Rock In A, this Scottish audience defied stereotypes of thriftiness by pelting him with coins. Thus, a total of £1.40 was raised toward two pounds of fresh salmon to treat the bear on the later journey south. With the crowd duly primed, The Strokes took them to great heights of ecstasy.

The show with The Strokes at Cardiff International Arena was glorious all round, with the audience even outstripping Glasgow for enthusiasm and brimming bonhomie. Pre-show, British Sea Power fortified themselves with Double Dragon beer and the much-loved John Betjeman album Late Flowering Love. BSP then again performed with distinction, leaving the stage to Radio Ga Ga-style display of clapping that stretched to the back of the arena. The Strokes were, frankly, incandescent. As they say, it is often the simple things that are most difficult. Tonight, The Strokes played succinct, superb popular song and made it look easy. It was not difficult to see how they had young hearts swooning in pretty much the same way bad-boy Betjeman swooned in his poem to the black-stockinged Myfanwy:

Were you a prefect and head of your dormitory? Were you a hockey girl, tennis or gym? Who was your favourite? Who had a crush on you? Which were the baths where they tough you to swim?

Cardiff was followed by two nights at Alexandra Palace. In the Strokes dressing room before the first show, Yan and Noble found themselves chatting with a visiting John McEnroe. Forthright discussion of premium-strength beers took place. McEnroe argued in the cause of Carlsberg Special Brew. Noble fought the corner for Gold Label barley wine. Then, in a venue that was once the original home of the BBC, these two bands broadcast in the undimming language of great entertainment.

Finally, it was across the sea and down past Finisterre, all the way to Barcelona. Another marvellous show was followed by both bands making a joint trip to a local casino. Mr Fab Moretti was kind enough to lend Noble and Eamon 30 Euros each to stake on the craps table. Instantly, Noble made good on this investment and returned Fab his investment, with a wonky smile by way of interest. Such hedonism took its toll the next morning. Eamon had to be wrenched from his bed to make the flight home, the sheets being pulled back to reveal a naked form seemingly taken from a particularly grotesque transformation scene in The Strange Case Of Dr Jekkyl And Mr Hyde. Oh, how the tour manager earned his money that day.

These dates with The Strokes are now to be followed by the first BSP shows in Japan. BSP will then return from the East to perform at their New Year Club Sea Power event on 31 December at The Garage, London. Beyond that, we are pleased to now announce the first British BSP dates of 2004, to take place in April. These will start with the first ever BSP show in Edinburgh and finish at the Shepherds Bush Empire in London, the bandâs biggest headline show yet. Dates as follows.

APRIL 17 Edinburgh The Venue, Calton Road. Tickets: 0131 226 7010. 19 Newcastle University, Kings Walk. Tickets: 0191 233 0444. 20 Liverpool University, Mount Pleasant. Tickets: 0151 256 5555. 21 Sheffield Club Zero, Matilda Street . Tickets: 0114 276 7093. 22 Manchester Academy, Oxford Road. Tickets: 0870 154 4040. 23 Birmingham Barfly, Floodgate Street. Tickets: 0870 907 0999. 25 Leicester University, University Road. Tickets: 0115 912 9000. 26 Norwich The Waterfront, King St. Tickets: 01603 50 80 50. 27 Bristol The Fleece, St Thomas Street. Tickets: 0117 929 9008. 29 London Shepherds Bush Empire, Shepherds Bush Green. Tickets: 08701 500 044.

To get tickets for London show without booking fee, pay with cash in person at the following venues: The Astoria, The Jazz Cafe and The Garage. The Astoria and The Jazz Cafe should be open in office hours.

Well, that is all for now. If your name is Ms C Lion or General Accident, please keep your head down over the festive period. British Sea Power look forward to seeing some of you at The Garage on 31 December. To everyone, a most pleasant midwinter grog-in. Keep the home fires burning.

Best wishes.

Yours,
Old Sarge,


Newsletter No. 18
Brumaire CCXII

• Report from Seattle show
• A bear claw for your breakfast
• Kings Of Leon restore historic naval vessel

We They have taught the parrot to say they are not at home and have packed just the luggage they need. That is correct. British Sea Power are abroad. As you tuck into lunch and dinner today, please spare a thought for this band. They are currently playing a series of concerts across North America, a situation that puts them far from loved ones and their usual dietary regime.

In these distant lands, young men find themselves confronted with such fare as the Po Boy Sandwich, as sold by the Popeye Fried Chicken concession at the Walt Whitman truck stop in New Jersey. They are also expected to select coleslaw and pasta salad from what one restaurant billed as The Toss Bar. The band may even find themselves tempted to bite into a Svenhard Breakfast Claw, a delicious sweet pastry full with corn syrup, baking soda and niacin.

These are long days composed of electrifying rock concerts, long road journeys and transportation by civil airliner. The latter, at least, will provide a selection of condiment sachets for BSP man Eamon to add to his ever-growing salt-and-pepper collection. His favourite to date was acquired in Sweden. The salt is printed with the following thoughts: The colour of snow, the taste of tears, the enormity of oceans. The pepper carries even more enigmatic mediation: Pepper has been called The Gift Of The East, though gift means poison in Swedish, don't let that put you off.

But enough of this culinary detail. British Sea Power have been playing in America and they have been playing well. The band's first show of this American tour took place at New York's Bowery Ballroom on 23 October, an evening in celebration of the 25th anniversary of the launch of Rough Trade Records. Thus, the evening also featured three other acts signed to Rough Trade in America: The Kills, Adam Green and The Fiery Furnaces. Before the show the New York publication The Village Voice was in no doubt as the relative merits of the bill. As its preview noted: "British Sea Power blow them all out of their water with their aggressive mix of glam rock and new wave."

Bold words. But, on the night, the competition was fierce indeed. As these four bands played, it made all in the BSP organisation proud to be signed to the venerable and distinguished Rough Trade. The Kills rolled out a compelling series of dirty-dancing, rock-noir set-pieces, as if choreographed by James Ellroy and Christina Aguilera. Adam Green swayed imperiously in front of a deft and precise string quartet. However, we would like to draw particular attention to The Fiery Furnaces.

This New York-based quartet revolve around the brother-sister coupling Eleanor and Matthew Friedberger. They are at once obtuse and joyous, while Ms Eleanor is a magnetic combination of Patti Smith and teenage Bernard Butler given to singing songs called We Got Back The Plague. Well done Fiery Furnaces and well done Rough Trade. As long as Curly Boy, Monsieur San Quentin and Velazquez Jnr from The Strokes sell the records that give us the funds for fuel and promotional billiard cues, it will all continue.

After New York, BSP left for Seattle. They arrived safely and things went well, as the following on-the-spot report from a good lady at BSP's US distribution company makes clear:

"Saturday night... Seattle... Relatively unknown British band playing the Crocodile. Bigger names The Strokes and Kings Of Leon playing four miles down the road. The Crocodile does not expect that big of a crowd for BSP, so it sets the venue up for a smaller configuration. By midnight, when British Sea Power hits the stage, the venue is a handful of people away from a sellout! Almost 350 lucky folks were treated to sensory overload... The first thing that hit you when you walked in the room was the smell of recently-cut foliage. Kind of like that smell you get at Christmas time. The entire stage was filled with branches and leaves and birds and... five oddly-clad men. BSP played over an hour, with the crowd favourites being Remember Me, Carrion, Apologies To Insect Life and Blackout. Fans were bobbing their heads, shouting out requests and signing along to the songs. From my vantage point, everyone was really into the band and totally impressed with their set. After the concert, I heard several people say that was the best show they had seen in a long time. I also heard other people ask their friends, Do you want to go to Portland tomorrow night to see them again?"

Good for BSP, good for Seattle. Interestingly, BSP have also encountered The Kings Of Leon on other terrain recently. For, while BSP single Remember Me entered the UK national single chart at number 30, the Kings Of Leon single Wasted Time charted at a more far-flung number 51. But, we do not seek to concern ourselves with petty triumphalism here. The Tennessee youngsters were understandably distracted by debate over new taxes on beef jerky and secession from the Union. They also had to make sure that the ironclad Merrimac is ready to take them over for their UK dates in December. More importantly, we would like to extend our undiluted appreciation to everyone who was good enough to exchange hard-earned money for the BSP single. Without you, we are nothing, etc.

Of course, British Sea Power do not delude themselves that the singles chart in 2003 in anything but charade and folderol. But, the strange thing is that, even today, people are still transfixed by the primeval power of chart-placings. The fact that BSP can now declare themselves Top 30 Hit-Makers gives us one more Mandate Toward Marvel. We will not make rash promises at this moment, but be assured that this band stand steadfast in their desire to repay every ounce of the faith that people are investing in them. We believe it is true what they say. Music and myth are machines for the suspension of time. The more music, myth and machinery we have at our command, the more we will suspend time and divert it from its everyday destination.

More information on British Sea Power in America will follow shortly. On this side of the ocean, let us look forward to the dates the band will play in England and Wales in November. Many have remarked on the joy that the giant BSP bear Ursine Ultra brought to the recent show at London University Of London Union. Even now, we are checking on the creature's availability for future stage appearances.

With thanks.

Yours,
Old Sarge

PS. NOTE ON NIGGLING NUMBER OF NAMES. As the observant Postcardged has pointed out on the BSP Forum, there may be a slight amount of duplication in the 2,003 names chosen to adorn the sleeves on the seven-inch vinyl of Remember Me. For instance, Postcardged is certain that he has detected duplication of the great Dixie Dean. Such doubles are down to human error and, as such, are welcomed at BSPHQ. Our sleeves were not inscribed by drugged children or underpaid people in Leamington Spa, but by a team of six volunteers: two moonlighting civil servants, one female British MP (whose name must remain secret), two members of the London-Belfast-Gloucester group Florida and Old Sarge. Further, over 400 of the names were provided by oldest known BSP aficionado, Ronald Of Natland. He was monitored, but he is a wily fox and could easily have slipped in two Winifred Atwells. We would ask you to look at any such duplication in a similar light to the collectable errors that occur in the world of postage stamps. Owners of dou! bles are advised to ascertain which name is the original and which is the error by meeting up for a wrestling match.

 

Newsletter No. 17
Vendemiaire CCXII

• New BSP single on sale
• Bitter Bums, pump organs and Randy Vanwarmer
• A direct appeal to the collector instinct that lies in all of us

As you will be well aware, the Bittern, that most enigmatic member of the heron family, is currently returning to its wintering grounds all across England. The bird also known as Bog Blutter, Bitter Bum, Boom Bird, Bottle Bump and Miredrum has recently been seen flying sad and low over the mournful Sussex expanses of Castle Water and Pett Level. Observers of seasonal ebb-and-flow will also be aware that British Sea Power are now returning to their own winter station: to the racks of records stores across the land. On 20 October, British Sea Power release the single Remember Me. It, too, comes with a wealth of names.

Followers of this band and their heart-warming story will know that this British Sea Power single comes with an array of excellent new tracks and is available on CD1, CD2 and seven-inch vinyl. They will also be conscious of the way this single has also been turned into a remarkable programme of public remembrance. The seven-inch comes in an edition of 2,003, with each sleeve hand-inscribed with a name fit for remembrance. These names were put forward by the band themselves, by the back-room boys and girls and BSP HQ and, most importantly, by YOU.

We asked for 2,003 names that you thought were right for this modest but graceful consignment for posterity. Immediately, names of friends, family and the famous came came in from across the nation, across the globe. Time and space prevent us from giving a full list of these names here. Suffice to say, as the list grew in size, it built into a compelling document. Soon it included Peter Ackroyd, Jenny Agutter, Ambrose, Ron Atkinson, Boadicea, Grandfather Bennett, Kate Bush, Paul Banks, Dirk Bogarde, Andy Barding, Norman Blake, Tom Baker, Joseph Beuys, Beth Broomby, Carl Barat, Black Stalin, George Bowling, Captain Haddock, Peter Cook, Captain Birdseye, Donald Crowhurst, Captain Riot, Cat Power and Wayne Coyne. It also included Tom Verlaine, Tony Visconti, Menno Visser, T Valentine, Eva Vermandel, Randy Vanwarmer, Sir Barnes Wallis, Meg White, Alan Warner, Wiglaf King of Mercia, David Wrench, Pete Wiggs, Katerina Winterova, Jackie Wilson, Tina Weymouth, Kenneth Williams, Lord! Woolton, Hank Wiliams, Gilbert White, Thornton Wilder, Frank Worthington, Captain Webb, Grandma Wood, Lev Yashin, Mog Yoshihara and Bobby Zamora.

It is fair to say that such a wonderful list can't help but give the record buyer a sense of anticipation and intrigue as they hand over their 99p. For that is how much the seven-inch vinyl should be selling for. The CD1 and CD2 should be available for £1.99 each. Well then, let us do the sums. Given all but the most innumerate shopkeeper, that will mean an outlay of less than five pounds to secure this single in all three formats. We really would contend that this represents a sound investment. Suddenly, you will find yourself in possession of the latest examples in a series of sleeve artwork that has been pleased so many and been so roundly praised by the renowned sleeve designer Peter Saville. You will also find yourself with a collection of additional tracks miles removed from the B-side flotsam you will find on some records.

The educated ear will find that the five all-new and unreleased tracks spread across the Remember Me formats amount to a coherent and persuasive mini-album, a mini-album where pastoral moods and informed introspection complement the anthemic bearing typical of this band.

Those who have heard it played at recent British Sea Power concerts have remarked on the compositional quality of the song Salty Water. Making uplifting reference to superstition and the Peak District, it sounds a little like Neil Young being told to stop mumbling as he is directed toward an invigorating hike along the Pennine Way. Sung by Hamilton, Good Good Boys is melodically persuasive latterday work song, where our men advise you to come see them now before they are worn down by carrying too many heavy amplifiers. Moley & Me is a delightful tale of weasels, mudflats and wistfulness, like a less moonstruck Syd Barrett. The Smallest Church In Sussex makes sense of its name with the sound of Hamilton playing the ancient pump organ in The Church Of The Good Shepherd in Lullington, East Sussex. However, vinyl B-side The Scottish Wildlife Experience rudely ends the rustic idyll. It sounds like Happy Mondays doing Siouxsie & The Banshees and will also be known to concert-goers as the live favourite Bass Rock.

So, pick up your purse and shout Gotta get em all. Then your own and the band's contentment will also be complete. And, as you return to your abode armed with art fit for heroes, what better than to spread your own enlightenment to the wider world. That's right. Deluge the DJ in his or her bunker and tell them why they would be a fool not to play Remember Me. Here they are. Now there will be no hiding. zane@bbc.co.uk jo.whiley@bbc.co.uk